Tuesday, 23 June 2026

The Battle of the Five Armies with Hordes of the Things

 


Over the past few months, I assembled and painted up a set of Hordes of the Things matched forces for the Battle of the Five Armies from The Hobbit. This was for a friend's kids; the armies were handed over at the weekend, and the inaugural battle was fought - largely according to the book, although Beorn was a notable casualty and Thorin survived. In the end, it was the stout Lake Men who put paid to Bolg.

Here are the HOTT elements involved:

Beorn:


Dain and his dwarves:



Thorin Oakenshield and his companions:


Gandalf, Bilbo, the Elf-king and the elves:


The Lake Men:


The forces of good (minus Beorn and the Eagle):


The goblin hordes:








Bolg of the North and his bodyguard:


The wargs:



Warg riders:


"They ride upon wolves, and the wargs are in their train":


The forces of evil:


The eagles:



The whole lot, more or less, including the bat clouds at the back.


Monday, 22 June 2026

My son's ork war machine

 

I was short of prep time for a couple of games of Grimdark Future over the weekend, so I commissioned my son to build me a "great walker". This is the result.     

It worked pretty well in the first game, though less so in the second, where I had to bend the points allowance to fit it in and ended up with too many eggs in its well-protected basket. I'll probably add some tattered banners and graffiti to it before its next appearance.





Friday, 5 June 2026

A space ettin!


I realise that I've had this fellow in the works for more than three years (!) now, but he's finally done. He's a converted ettin from the Descent boardgame. 


Ettin, of course, is an archaic English word that means 'giant'. It's cognate with the Norse jotun: both words seem to stem from a root that means 'eater'.



 In the Monster Manual, Gary Gygax describes ettins as two-headed giants that are evidently "closely related to orcs". He probably got his concept of the ettin from the fairy tale Red Ettin, which features a three-headed giant who keeps two-headed cattle. I thought a sci-fi version might do nicely as a space-orc chieftain.





Thursday, 4 June 2026

A whole lot more orks ,,,


Here's another batch of space orcs - most of them old Citadel from the 80s, along with a Mantic marauder and a more recent GW ork with a bit of kitbashing. 


 I added a little bit of an homage to the late John Blanche: a titan of illustration and miniature painting, who will be very much missed. RIP.

Tuesday, 2 June 2026

And another ...


 This is one of Thrugg Bullneck's raiders from the very first 40K releases. He appears to be a leader of some kind, though he's neither Thrugg, Hrukk nor the unnamed squad leader with the heavy bolter. I suspect he was meant to be a second squad leader but lost his position in a mix-up with the heavy gunner. 

Monday, 1 June 2026

Another space orc!

 


Here's another space orc - this one a conversion of a Battle Masters orc. 

Friday, 29 May 2026

Veteran space orcs


Here's a unit of "orc veterans" for Grimdark Future (and doubtless other games). They're a mix of orks and fantasy orcs and black orcs. 


The two black orcs have simply been equipped with pistols to give them sci-fi credentials.



The orc on the left is a Warhammer fantasy orc with an ork head and left arm.